Monday, January 28, 2013

What the?!

I've been a terrible blogger. If there's e-confession for things like that, I'll sign me up!

So there's this strange guy who's been darting me. Strange, you ask? We start with the part where he's Congolese and married with kids. In our first conversation, he did little to hide the fact that he likes chicks and tries to get around as much as he can while he's away from the wife. I made the ill advised decision to share my contact details with him (I know..) and what do you know? I'm being quasi stalked. He has been calling near tears saying he doesn't understand why I'm being so cold to him. When I stopped answering his calls, he resorted to WhatsApp. The oddest thing? His WhatsApp picture is of his wife! In her wedding gown!!!

I've honestly been beginning to wonder what happened while I was looking in the opposite direction. In 1 week I met 2 guys separately in casual settings who went about emphasizing their view that I'd better pounce (on them) because they're rare and I'd be liable to miss out. Really?

If you've been reading this and wondering what I'm on about, being a single girl above 30 isn't the same as being a leper in the olden days. We're not craving for what scrap of attention we can get from the table of your masculinity. We will not suddenly drop dead if you or one of your ilk don't offer us casual sex. (For crying out loud we're women ... we can get sex at the drop of a hat!) We don't necessarily like being single but it's a lot friendlier than being saddled up with such conversation.

And yes since the point has moved in that direction, I believe that all women can get sex whenever they want it, although not necessarily from the people they'd primarily want it from. I said it.

12 comments:

  1. Kwani you don't know how desperate us 30 something women are for casual sex with random idiots? Eish! Hahaha! (I jest...)

    Happy new year Ms Madam, and yes, you have been a delinquent blogger, and no, this is not enough to appease us mafans. :-)

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    1. You know!

      Happy New Year to you too! In my defense, I've been reading yours from the shadows and will one day learn how to go about the complicated comment mechanism you've put up ...

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    2. Ati complicated? How now? Its (fake) name and email, and the email doesn't even need to be real (shhh! don't tell the spammers...ha!). Mscheew! :-)

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  2. hello there i want to married you?
    vm.sami@yahoo.com

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    1. I'll marry you, describe yourself and if I like what I hear, well we'll have the drums beating soon.

      Great writing spinster, but you are wrong on that one. show me one 30+ year old woman who you bet I won't take to bed in the next 5 hours of meeting her. waiting for the challenge!

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    2. Hi Mswaki. Thanks.

      Now I'm curious .. Were the 30 years+ ladies eager to sleep with you because of your charm, wit, and overall good appearance or because they're over 30?

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  3. Seriously...ha! what do I say...anyway, great writing....

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    1. Why Thanks Essay .. And thanks for passing by!

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  4. This blog page is amazing...Like i had whispered to Alex on her blog, Raw talents are out there amongst us...Check out my blog-site too at secretlivesofkenyans.blogspot.com and lets get in gear!

    Warm regards
    Kenn

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    1. Hi Kenn. Thanks for the thumbs up & thanks for passing by. I'm off to yours

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    2. Haiya, I'm being flung about like a 50 bob note. I feel so used... :-) I demand a retraction, I do not know that bugger and my name was used in vain.

      PS. So, what did you think? Hahaha!

      PPS. I come here to reminisce on the good old days, when you would tell me tales of mirth and make my day...

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